Sea Goat & Maiden Apotheca

Seriously good candles, unseriously good humor.

We take our TBR and our candle making seriously. Ourselves...not so much.

Each signature scent has been hand-crafted to reflect some of our favorite things - from music and book characters, to spiritual enlightenment and our lifelong obsession with crystals (thanks, mom). We see no reason why we can't combine beautiful things with that last spicy chapter that's been playing on a loop in our head since Tuesday.

So scroll down and take a look, we know you want to.

Good girl.

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Our fabulous signature scents with just the right touch of the ole' razzle dazzle.

The Vintage Series gives off just the right amount of old world charm in their beautifully textured glass vessels.

The Gemstone Series makes you feel like you've finally caught the prize in that claw machine in the back corner of the arcade.

Shop now before they're gone.

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Vintage Series

Gemstone Series

Apotheca Series

Sea Goat & Maiden Apotheca

So...what's with the name?

While that's a totally valid question (for which we have a totally valid answer), it's kind of a long story. It all started with a childhood obsession, a friendship that has lasted longer than we care to admit, and (what we think is) a special talent to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary.

You're just dying to know, aren't you?